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"Outa Fuil" by igorvet "Outa Fuil" by igorvet
Farward, ya idiatz! - Boss yelled, trying to "motivate" his boyz. - If ya wont drag dis fasta, ai com to ya and smash yar arsez!
Boyz grumbled, and pulled one more time. Huge "stolin tank" moved a bit further, making da Boss laugh.
- Yeee, stupidz! Dat's mach betta! - he shouted happily. - Naw strength yar legz and make dis tank ranin'!

To support his words, da Boss took tank's heavy bolter and pointed it at dozen orkz, who tried to drag "dis big tsing" with the help of ropes and leather belts. One mekboi told Boss about something named "fuil", but Boss was too obsessed by the idea of making tank muvin' to listen some "tehnikal crap".

And orks kept pulling "dis darnd tank", and Boss kept laughing and shooting in the air to cheer up his boyz.
Only twenty miles later Boss remembered about the "fuil". This moment was praised by all boyz, who obtained freedom because of "da klevir mekboi".

The end.)

Great story by Ikoru Shirou :D
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:iconnamezong:
namezong Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
LOLOL
Бурлаки на Волге, однозначно!
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:icontensiu:
Tensiu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
"Still better story than Twilight" xD
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:iconigorvet:
igorvet Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
True! :)
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:iconwulfenlorddm:
WulfenlordDM Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
ГЫ! Полчаса никак не мог просмеяться! Отличная идея и вполне хорошее воплощение. Грот просто убил! =)
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:iconigorvet:
igorvet Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
рад что понравилось :)
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:iconwulfenlorddm:
WulfenlordDM Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
А разве может не понравиться? Шикарно же! Оба грота в упряжке реально страдают, да и Варбосс явно крут. Отдельные апплодисменты автору рассказика. :)
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:iconigorvet:
igorvet Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
пасиб ;)
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:iconnamezong:
namezong Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
Бурлаки на Волге, Однозначно!
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:iconigorvet:
igorvet Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
так и есть :)
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:iconimperator-zor:
Imperator-Zor Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
When orks run out of fuel, they mash up the grots and shove the resulting paste into the tank. And it goes.
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